|ban v. (ban)
The act of restricting one's privilage to have access to the forum, with their username. This term is often used as an instant reaction to signify utter disgust at what has been posted in a thread......playfully signifying that the member should be "banned" for what they posted.
example: "Yo......Joe posted a picture of some 500lb lady takin' a shit.....that's the 5th time today he's posted nasty shit like that, they need to ban his ass!"
|Big Los v. (big lōs)
the act of misshifting. to try to shift into a higher gear, but fail.
Example: "I was racing a mustang gt when i biglos'd third gear."
past tense - biglos'd
other tenses - biglos'in
|BOREDER n. (bohr-der)
A failed attempt at using a word in place of "more boring". Possibly the worst word usage in Houston-Imports.com history.
Example: "DAM CAN HTOWN GET ANY BOREDER"
|bump v. (buhmp)
The act of making a reply for the sole reason of moving one's thread to the top of the forum index. In most cases, the use of this simple word in a reply will signify it's action. This is most commonly used in the "For Sale" forum.
example: "My thread went a whole day without anybody replying.....let me go bump that shit up."
|clean n. (kleen)
A word used to describe a materialistic item that is pleasing to look at. Also used to describe a cosmetic modification of a vehicle that was tastefully done.
example: "Man, have you seen Bob's new rims? They go so well with his ride.....they're fuckin' clean."
|fgt n. (fahgit)
A shortened version of the term "faggot". Often used to describe a male who is being passive or weak.
example: "Man, this has been the 3rd weekend in a row Jimmy didn't want to go out drinkin' with us....why's he bein' such a fgt??"
|FTLv. (EFF-TEE-ELL )
Abbreviation for the term 'For The Lose', used to express the distaste of an object or act.
I hate that attention whore - Becky FTL
|FTWv. (EFF-TEE-DOUBLE-YEW )
Abbreviation for the term 'For The Win', used to express the superiority of an object or act.
|gay n. (ghey)
Used to describe something that is unusual. Also, one may use this term to describe something they believe is unfair, or something they are not in agreeance with.
example: "Dude, can you believe they wont let you take camera's into the Superbowl? I paid $2000 a ticket and can't even take a goddamn picture......that's fuckin gay!"
|leghumper n. (leg-hump'er )
One who continuosly gives drooling type praise to another (mostly female) in hopes of a date or sex'ums
Girl-*Girls post a pic of herself*
Guy#1-Daaammmmnnn..how you doing
Guy#2-How you doing?
Guy#5-Leave her alone guys
All 5 guys are leghumpers
|lock v. (lohk)
The act of closing a thread due to inappropriate behavior. An action that can only be done by a Moderator. Usually members will playfully predict when a thread will be locked by posting the acronym "IBTL" ,which proclaims that they were in the thread before the lock occured.
example: "I just realized I posted that shit in the wrong forum....I just know they're gonna lock it."
|lurker n. (luur-ker)
One who views a topic often, or for an extended period of time, but never bothers to post a reply.
Example: How come my thread has 4 replies and 745 views? You damn lurkers need to post.
|MILF n. (milf)
An acronym that stands for: Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
This term is used to describe an extremely attractive mother (commonly over the age of 36) who is worthy of receiving sexual pleasure from a young man who may very well be the same age as her own children.
example: "My god, I saw this MILF at Starbucks in the Galleria......I'd tear that ass up yo."
|moobs n. (moobz)
A combination of the words "man" and "boobs". Used to describe an overweight male's chest which resembles that of a female's breasts. This word is not widely used on H-I.com
example: Bob was playing basketball with his friends when he made the unwise decision to remove his shirt. At this point, it was quickly revealed that Bob had moobs. Later that evening, his friends bought him a bra as a gag gift.
|Newbie n. (noo-b)
One who is brand new to a forum.
Example: I can't believe that fool was talking shit to me and has like 15 posts, damn newbie.
|OwnedM v. (ohh-nd)
The act of stealing one's pride, or winning an arguement. The act of embarrassing someone to the fullest.
Example: Johnny got drunk at his buddys' house. When Johnny passed out, his buddys' put makeup on him and poored Cinnamon bun icing on his lips to look like semen...then posted a picture of it online. Johnny was owned.
|postwhore n. (pohst-hor)
One who consistantly points out inaccuracies of threads, to the point that the thread ends up being off topic. Usually a postwhore has a very high post count in a short period of time.
example: "Moleman is such a postwhore.......I posted a thread about my relationship problems, and because of his dumb comment, no one is paying attention to my problem anymore. Just lock this shit!"
|Repost n. (re-pohst)
A topic that has been posted in the past, typically 2 or more times.
Example: Man, I can't believe it's 2004 and somebody still managed to post a link to the "Woowoo" video again!
|Rice n. (ris)
A word to describe a car that has many untactful accessories (stickers, spoiler, odd colors) that detract from the look of the car. Also rice is having many accessories that create the illusion of being a fast car, but in fact, the opposite is true.
One who's car is rice is considered a "ricer"
Example: Man, did you see that Civic at Walmart? It was yellow with a purple spoiler and spinners.....it was ultimate rice.
|spluge alt splooge n. (splooj)
A term used to describe male ejaculate (semen).
example: "Whoa......I was jacking off to some internet porn and got spluge all over my screen. I'm gonna take a picture of it and post it in Los' Lounge!!"
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